Sperm Cream new Elixir of Youth

A cream for the skin made of sperm proteins and nutrients may be the most effective treatment for anti-aging. Colombian plastic surgeon Dr. Martin Carrilo spent 3 year in creating "The Egyptian Age Reversal" (known as ER) . Exploring the popular belief in the goodness of semen, his research led him to the "Ebers Papyrus", where Cleopatra´s method for preserving beauty is revealed, his secret: a sperm slave, ascetically living and breathing for a quality semen production . Cleopatra used to apply a thick cream made of honey and semen nutrients every night, the beauty queen would cover her skin with the cosmic cosmetic and have an enhanced beauty sleep. This practice is also shared by the megawhite-faced Japanese geishas.

The new product created by Carrillo is starring in Bogota´s Beauty and Health Week. "Semen can have astringent, restoring and antioxidant qualities", says the cosmetic expert. According to Carrillo he has tested his product with uncanny results. He has even applied the cream to his own skin, and after only one month the results have been
"amazing". It even has an instant effect that can be used for emergency party fixes.
And it claims to help shape-up the breasts and the butt.

(I always imagined the fountain of youth to be a sapphire liquid light secret space)....

Even if its true, are you willing to put strange Colombian men´s elan vital, bottled cumshots, in your face?

I know some girls that would love it.

The Vegetable Orchestra: 100% organic sound

"Worldwide one of a kind, the Vegetable Orchestra performs on instruments made of fresh vegetables. The utilization of various ever refined vegetable instruments creates a musically and aesthetically unique sound universe."

"The Vegetable Orchestra was founded in 1998. It consists of 11 musicians, a sound engineer and a video artist. Based in Vienna, the Vegetable Orchestra plays concerts in Europe and Asia. From time to time workshops are given - on how to manufacture an instrument or on musical topics."

"There are no musical boundaries for the Vegetable Orchestra. The most diverse music styles fuse here - contemporary music, beat-oriented House tracks, experimental Electronic, Free Jazz, Noise, Dub, Clicks'n'Cuts - the musical scope of the ensemble expands consistently, and recently developed vegetable instruments and their inherent sounds often determine the direction."

"A concert of the Vegetable Orchestra appeals to all the senses. As an encore at the end of the concert and the video performance, the audience is offered fresh vegetable soup."

The Vegetable Orchestra

Something smells fishy around here... its Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps: 

8 gold medal winner 

7 world records established 

Olympic Games Beijing 2008 

Ultracool wingsuit base jumping

Charlie Vandergaw "The bear man"

"Am I like some sorry sucker who happened to work until he's 70 in an office, is that living?" Charlie asks himself out loud. "No I beg to differ with you, that's existing. I live out here. Every day is wonderful out here". He is the 70 years old former science professor, from Anchorage, Alaska, that has been living for the past two decades surrounded by Black and Grizzly bears."I got started on this innocently enough, I was living out here alone, and they became friends. They sought me out." he tells with a sweet but wild look in his eyes.

Charlie embodies the archetype of the free spirit guy who doesn't fear to realize that the mirror talks about the original state of freedom that every conscious entity is design to live. "That's what I like about Alaska, because I can live like I want to live. Fish or hunt, and you don't have to answer to anyone out here. You're not controlled by other people". Alaska, the everlasting green and white paradise, natural magic and genuine toughness.

Although his best friends are both, the Black and the Grizzlies, he doesnt hesitate to confess his favorite gang, the one that is considered as the most dangerous type of North American bears, and which Herzog´s film "The Grizzly Man" showed us how they killed another of their best friends, with his girlfriend as a combo. "I think I'm mesmerized by grizzly bears. I love the black bears, but there's just something about a grizzly bear that is hypnotic to me. There's something about their aura, the way they look at you. It's a whole different energy level than the black bears. You know something is about to explode when a grizzly comes in".

Ryanair offers bed and blowjobs on first class

Michael O´Leary, Ryanair´s boss, announced last week during a conference in Dusseldorf, Germany, that soon they will be offering bed and blowjobs services for firstclass and business passengers on transatlantic flights. 

“In business class it will be beds and blow jobs…it will be all free including the blow jobs”.

This statement led to a comic confusion because there is no german translation for blowjob. So Ryanair has decided to give away one free ticket to the first person that translates this word into german.