Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sperm Cream new Elixir of Youth


A cream for the skin made of sperm proteins and nutrients may be the most effective treatment for anti-aging. Colombian plastic surgeon Dr. Martin Carrilo spent 3 year in creating "The Egyptian Age Reversal" (known as ER) . Exploring the popular belief in the goodness of semen, his research led him to the "Ebers Papyrus", where Cleopatra´s method for preserving beauty is revealed, his secret: a sperm slave, ascetically living and breathing for a quality semen production . Cleopatra used to apply a thick cream made of honey and semen nutrients every night, the beauty queen would cover her skin with the cosmic cosmetic and have an enhanced beauty sleep. This practice is also shared by the megawhite-faced Japanese geishas.

The new product created by Carrillo is starring in Bogota´s Beauty and Health Week. "Semen can have astringent, restoring and antioxidant qualities", says the cosmetic expert. According to Carrillo he has tested his product with uncanny results. He has even applied the cream to his own skin, and after only one month the results have been
"amazing". It even has an instant effect that can be used for emergency party fixes.
And it claims to help shape-up the breasts and the butt.

(I always imagined the fountain of youth to be a sapphire liquid light secret space)....

Even if its true, are you willing to put strange Colombian men´s elan vital, bottled cumshots, in your face?

I know some girls that would love it.

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This is fascinating. I wonder what other beauty secrets she had... I read she used to drink wine with blue lotus flowers...

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