Ryanair offers bed and blowjobs on first class

Michael O´Leary, Ryanair´s boss, announced last week during a conference in Dusseldorf, Germany, that soon they will be offering bed and blowjobs services for firstclass and business passengers on transatlantic flights. 

“In business class it will be beds and blow jobs…it will be all free including the blow jobs”.

This statement led to a comic confusion because there is no german translation for blowjob. So Ryanair has decided to give away one free ticket to the first person that translates this word into german.